I am in downtown DC usually every other weekend. A few months back I made my way through the city and walked around 4 miles without drinking anything. While walking past the Washington monument on 17th street, a woman out of fucking nowhere asks “Would you like some free ice water?” Holy fucking yes. I was a point where I could barely walk, and this was like a gift from god. After drinking the entire bottle, I noticed that I had never seen this brand around. Turns out it wasn’t your typical aquafina.
